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Conditions of Use

Your User Agreement

By accepting this User Agreement, you agree that this User Agreement and Privacy Policy will apply whenever you use our sites or services, or when you use the tools we make available to interact with our sites and services.

While using our site, services and tools, you will not:

  • post content or items in an inappropriate category or areas on our sites and services;

  • violate any laws, third party rights or our policies.

  • use our site, services, or tools if you are under the age of 18, or are temporarily or indefinitely suspended from using our sites, services, or tools;

  • post false, inaccurate, misleading, defamatory, or libelous content (including personal information);

  • distribute or post spam, unsolicited, or bulk electronic communications, chain letters, or pyramid schemes;

  • distribute viruses or any other technologies that may harm the Swole-Cream ™ website, or the interests or property of Swole-Cream ™ website users;

  • copy, modify, or distribute rights or content from the Swole-Cream ™ site, service, or tools or Swole-Cream ™'s copyrights and trademarks; or

  • harvest or otherwise collect information about users, including email addresses, without their consent.

Abusing Swole-Cream ™ website

Without limiting other remedies, we may limit, suspend, or terminate our service and user accounts, prohibit access to our sites and their content, services, and tools, delay or remove hosted content, and take technical and legal steps to keep users off the sites if we think that they are creating problems or possible legal liabilities, infringing the intellectual property rights of third parties, or acting inconsistently with the letter or spirit of our policies. We also reserve the right to cancel unconfirmed accounts or accounts that have been inactive for a long time, or to modify or discontinue Swole-Cream ™ sites, services, or tools. If we determine that any payments for our products are fradulent we will comply with law enforcement agencies as requested. We also reserve the right to permanently ban any user that makes false claims about lost shipments and we may take legal action to recover any losses incured from such activities.

Access and interference

You agree that you will not use any robot, spider, scraper, or other automated means to access the sites for any purpose without our express handwritten permission.

Additionally, you agree that you will not:

  • take any action that imposes or may impose (in our sole discretion) an unreasonable or disproportionately large load on our infrastructure;

  • copy, reproduce, modify, create derivative works from, distribute, or publicly display any content (except for your information) from the sites without the prior express written permission of Swole-Cream ™ and the appropriate third party, as applicable;

  • interfere or attempt to interfere with the proper working of the sites, services, or tools, or any activities conducted on or with the sites, services, or tools; or

  • bypass measures we may use to prevent or restrict access to the Swole-Cream ™ websites.

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